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what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

Hi guys, as the original OP of this post I just want to say: 1) I didn’t actually order a pizza this night, I was a dirty little liar and thought it’d be funny to post about to my 150 followers at the time. 2) Any of you guys who actually were inspired by this post to actually order a pizza during a hurricane? You’re actually a huge asshole, lol, you put people in danger for that. 3) I also got so many death threats the night I posted this! People on Tumblr were just as mean in 2012 as they are today, lmao. 4) When this post reaches 1 million notes I’m going to fucking nut, bro, I’ll nut.

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

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