peace and love on earth

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Best picture in the world

need this bitch to be president asap

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

Girls on dating sites always wanna be doing something like where are the girls that wanna do nothing I wanna do nothing I wanna lay there and do nothing where are my nothing girls at

party rocking with a mouse tonight

piece of cheese we're gonna have a big bite 🧀🐁

and we gon’ make you lose your rinds

we just wanna see ya.......... . squeak that

most badass video in the website past and future

I don't want a "feather light" "razor thin" laptop. I want a laptop that will last longer than 2 years without being obliterated because it slipped off the couch and fell one foot onto the carpet.