Chaos Room

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

you are only as pretty as you treat people

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you. their branches still whisper your name in the breeze and their roots remember the paths your feet once traced through their shade.

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

just von Neumann probe things TM

Worm-on-a-string puppy mill 😔

aggressive wildlife management (lance)

Murder of natives, deforestation & killing endangered species. Oh & cannibalism.

Handling dark magic books even though I was just sorting them on a library bookshelf.

Helping a drummer find some honey in hopes he'll return to his band so I can take them all to play some music in front of a giant flower bud to make a Great Fairy feel safe