M'proletariat

Break out the good wine

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

the post-shower post-lotion pre-clothes stage where you're just sitting in your room like a greasy little beast

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

Armor of Thorns Thursday

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me