Tippy Mickey Fiddey

chillin on the weekend like usual

it’s wednesday

watchin spong bop and scoupy doupy do

she took the wires to my playstation she's doin too much

i didn't wipe my butt i just poopt and got up

if you saw a sensitive white boy shopping at torrid what would you do.

Leave torrid cuz they don’t carry anything I’d wear

what if he looked a little bit shy?

If a boy is shopping at torrid then he’s definitely not shy. Enough self confidence to power a nuclear reactor, even. I’d still leave tho cuz they don’t carry anything in my size or fit or style. I might question why I was there to begin with too, maybe

what if he was a little bit nice with it?

His actions bare no influence on torrid’s decision to cater to a demographic I don’t find myself apart of, and thus, no hold on my decision to leave. I wish the nice boy the best of luck, though.

what if he had pretty boy swag?

That's second pic is downright frightening. My heart started racing when I first saw it, like whatever it is dangerous and would kill me. Please delete it...

“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German... 

No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.

All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂

You're wrong its poopenfarten

This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor

You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.