Hi, I made an ask blog for my crappy fanfiction-

For Zim: Can you tell us a little bit about the Tallest?

For everyone: What are all your families like?

For Savy/Mod/Author: Any pieces from future chapters you can share with us?

For everyone: What is your opinion on _?

Naturally have sort of mini control brain attached to their hardware commonly referred to as Moderaters, or Directors

Gaz: ...Ask Dad to put a wellness tracking device in your brother's neck. (Aka: Keep a closer eye on him)

Lola: Don't trust that hot, short kid-

Dib: Tell that girl with the pretty eyes that you like her. (And get more sleep for the love of god-)

Zib: Be prepared for a lot of physical and mental pain! ...heh

Lola: ...I mean, theoretically... right?

Gaz: ...

(You didn't specify who this question was for, so I just responded with myself)

Zim: YOU WILL NOT IF YOU VALUE THE IGNORANCE OF NOT KNOWING WHAT A KNIFE FEELS LIKE WHEN IT PUNCTURES YOUR THROAT-

Zim(only after being heavily bribed by Lola): ...Fine.

Both of them are very cunning (although one more than is obvious). They have their flaws as I have mine, albeit they would think otherwise.

Though they are vastly different at first glance, the two share some similarities. For example: Both of their pasts before they became Almighty Tallests are widely unknown. What we do know is that they were both elites who fought in Irks biggest war, and are(or were) very close… almost questionably so for two irkens to be.

Tallest Red is a stoic being who seems only to live, and carry out Tallest Purple's wishes. He has given orders of his own before, but most of what he does consists of serving Purple, overlooking irken training and their development, and making sure the empire's fleets are fully prepared. The rebels said he was secretly malicious, I know for a fact that he is more of an unemotional general than a sadistic dictator.

Which brings us to Tallest Purple...

Tallest Purple is what the rebels would describe as, 'all bark and no bite'. He is a loudmouth, but is the main influence behind what gets done in the empire for the most part. He gives the orders, and Red sees that his equal's commands are carried out. No matter who it hurts. Behind the shell of vulgarity and unsympatheticness, lies an irken contorted by his own fear of losing control over everything.

One could almost say he is… defective. As they are mainly categorized by fear.

I should know, I worked directly under them… for a time…

Savy: First question - Most likely off somewhere being an actual invader. Zim never unintentionally sabotaged her test, so she has no vendetta against him.

Dib: Who are you?

Zib: I'm you in a decade or so...

Dib: Really? Geez, what happened?

Zib: ...A lot, kid... *Looks at someone off in the distance* A lot.

Lola: Hey, I'm here!

Savy: ...

Lola: ...Well, where is she?

Savy: *Awkward silence*

Lola: ...This is some sick joke, right?

Savy: ...Weeeell, if you wanna talk technicalities... she is here.

Lola: ...Where?

Savy: *Points to someone standing next to Zib* Over there.

Lola: *Looks over* ...

*Starts shaking me*

EXPLAIN YOURSELF-

Zim: ...Well? ZIM IS WAITING-

Savy: ...Yeeeeah, about that...

Zim: ...ZIM WILL NEVER SUFFER SUCH A FATE AS THE LOLA-HUMAN- *Jumps out the metaphorical window*

Gaz: ...

Savy: ...(Please don't kill me-)

Gaz: ...Nice.

Savy: *Sigh of relief*

Gaz: That was sarcasm-

Lola: Other... Dibs?

All: HI LOLA-

Lola: AAAAA-

Savy: Hahaha... but seriously tho. I imagine it would go kinda like this:

Pilot Dib(doing his creepy ass smile): Hey Lola... do you wanna see something cool?

Lola: Umm... sure?

Pilot Dib: *Shakily gives her a blood stained knife*

Lola: ...Who's blood is on this knife?

Pilot Dib: It's a secret :〕

PILOT Lola(in the distance): Dib, where is the knife I cut my thumb with-

Series Dib: Uh... hi.

Lola: Hello.

Series Dib: ...Wanna be friends?

Lola: Hmm, sure.

Series Dib(genuinely wasn't expecting her to say yes): WELL I'M TOO BUSY FOR YOU ANYWA- wait... what? My Lola doesn't even talk to me.

Lola: That's kinda rude... you seem like a nice kid-

Series Zim(in the distance): HAHAHAHA BIG HEADED DIB HAS NO FRIENDS!

Series Dib(pulls alien sleep cuffs out of his coat before running after Zim): MY HEAD'S NOT BIG, YOU DISGUSTING ALIEN-

Series Lola: See what I mean?

Z/Zib: *Crying on the floor and hugging her legs while apologizing indistinguishably*

Lola: ...Is he okay?

Number 2: More or less.

Movie Dib: *Runs up to her* Hey Lola, have you seen Zim anywhere?

Lola: No, why?

Movie Dib: I have to make sure he hasn't gotten depressed so I have something to do for summer break-

Movie Zim(in the distance): *Groans in misery*

Movie Dib: GODDAMNIT-

(Savy: This one is kinda OOC, but I thought it was funny XD)

Pilot Dib - Well, in Pilot's case, I already have a concept for that one... hehehe. (If you wanna know more, send an ask to my main blog, @savythenillerwaffer)

Series Dib - Well not much would really change, I think... and he'd probably just flat out tell her about his crush and be done with it.

Zib - Well you'll just have to find out in the future won't you~ ;)

Lola: H-Hi...

Red: *Menacingly leans down to look her in the face before reaching a hand out to touch her hair, examining it*

Purple: *Gives her disgusted/smarmy look*

Lola: He has his sister's squinty eyes.

Gaz: He is the reason I don't wear them.

Lola: I thought you have reading glasses.

Gaz: Yeah, but I made sure they look nothing like Dib's "Harry Potter gazers".

Dib: *Puts his hand on Lola's face* ...Hey Lola.

Lola: How did you know it was me?

Savy:...