Life is for the living, my dear

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

GUYS I FOUND 100 BUCKS IN MY CAR TODAY DON’T DOUBT ROGER

I’M COUNTING ON YOU, ROGER.

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

dead

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

“Once you’re in a relationship you think it’s going to last forever. But in reality, it only lasts as long as you’re working for it. If one of the person stops working, it falls apart.”

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

a midsummer night’s meme

my name is Puck and wen its nite or faerie-kind is in a fite the humans run i shout wyth glee “lord what fools these mortals be”

This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

is that fuckin john dimaggio

It’s like seeing Scott Steiner in space