debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

onto better things thursday

citationless behavior

the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad

"lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS" and then it's just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn't meet the societally imposed standard of conventional "hotness," which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality

Stabbing a pencil all the way through her pink eraser for the first time has awoken the dark heart of local second grader

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang

if one person online says “you’re so real for this” it’s worth it. it’s enough

we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.

i feel genuinely insane for getting annoyed whenever people just cough into their hands and touch shit or directly cough into the air but it’s like. that’s bad. right. that is rude. that is not something you should be doing. above the age of three. can we acknowledge this. Hello