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if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"