It's Not Perfect, But Sometimes That's Better

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

$19 / $120 ❗

$45 / $120 ❗❗

phone bill's due tomorrow ❗

no woman should ever have to explain why she doesnt do something to her body.... 'why don't you wear makeup?' 'why don't you shave?' like. thats what i look like. idk what to tell you

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one