♥︎ body in abyss, heart in paradise ♥︎

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this

TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Oh. Skyrim husband.

#good news: this is how you make more of them and it doesn’t hurt them#bad news: i checked the tags to see if that had been said and someone called this ‘grinch meat’#and now i want to crawl into a hole (x)

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

To the people accusing me of no bitches, maidenless behaviour ect. I will have you know that mine own garden is crawling with the most wonderful variety of girls you have ever seen

i could never move to twitter because every art post on there gets like 10k rts and likes but none of them say anything and ive heard its like bad manners to add a comment and id rather die than be in that environment. i need to compliment peoples lines and colors. people need to compliment MY lines and colors

one thousand twitter likes are worth one tumblrinas all caps tags

I understand it all boils down to personal preference and I’m able to be the bigger person and walk away from it but I would be lying if I said that I don’t feel a momentary, straight up thermonuclear outrage inside whenever someone makes fanart of my beloved ugly (affectionate) Blorbos where they’re conventionally attractive.

*gripping your shoulder* by making them more visually palatable you’re erasing what makes them so compelling otherwise. They’re wouldn’t be themselves if they had lived a life where they were immediately easy on the eyes. Their story wouldn’t be the same. To paraphrase that one Tumblr post, in a world where beauty and attractiveness have become so commonplace and mundane, the exceptional ugliness has become divine. Can you hear me

im on tumblr bc im a romantic this energy doesnt exist on any other platform

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.

웃=====*|*===========웃 hehe I’m winning

*coughs up blood* How was that? Was I funny? Did everybody laugh?