I'm but a mere tanuki trying to get by in life.

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

 this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

THE FUCKING PEACHES

:o it friend!!

hOI friend-o

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

You’re making a common but very dangerous mistake by comparing autism to cancer and chronic illnesses. Unlike cancer, autism is a fundamental part of how our brains are built, which means that autism cannot be separated from who we are as people. Autism isn’t an illness, it’s a neurotype - it’s something we are, not something separate like cancer that is happening to us and which is inherently negative. When you want to remove or cure our autism, you’re saying that you want to cure or remove a central part of who we are, a defining part of our personalities and how we experience the world, and that’s a very dangerous sentiment to have towards your child.