REDRUM-BLONDE-NIGHTMARE

fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

YES!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking about… wooden wiggly snake

this thing was a fucking trick. hey kid u like snakes well i hope u like getting the fuck pinched out of you also

I had multiple of these and my childhood friend would just not stop falling for them, she just kept genuinely believing that there were multiple random snakes in my room in metropolitan  england

It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”

imagine getting doxxed but its your full dna sequence

They took the clown out of McDonald’s

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me