Hiyo

Yes, let’s count our stars. Me either, I don’t have much to begin but I’ve started from zero enough times if it did happen. [She opened her mouth to speak, but a chuckle was all she could manage.] Well, the toaster just sucked. You’re right, you’re right. I should have really known. Next time, I’ll tell my brain that logically cheap isn’t gonna cut it, my little ballerina. 

Really? I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad you've found yourself and started over again all those times. It's admiring, really. Obviously the toaster sucked, love. It caught your piece of bread on fire. Okay, good. You don't know what kind of sketchy appliances you'll be getting next time around.

Why would you have any reason to be concerned? What if I really liked ants or just really fucking liked sucking dick? Regardless, it wouldn’t concern you. Anal sex pun, Tins. Oh shit… what happened?

It's really not any of my concern, I was just saying. I didn't mean for it to be offensive. Suck as many dicks as you please and kill as many ants as you please. Oh, I see. Sorry. Oh, um, he committed suicide..The world is a cruel place.

Me neither. I haven’t read a single Harry Potter book front-to-back. I used to make Avery read them to me, but I like the movies better anyway. I had a lot of friends, believe it or not. I don’t know; I wouldn’t. I’m around 10 chapters in, so not many. You can call me it, but not in public. Yeah, it’s where I got it from.

Now, I actually think the Harry Potter books were the last ones I read willingly. I just feel like the books go into so much more depth than they do in the movies. The movies are wonderful, they're my favorite. I was kidding, and that doesn't surprise me one bit. You're a very likable guy. My Grandma would probably watch it, I'm not gonna lie. Really? Even though you hate it when people call you it? Oh, I see. Have you heard from him at all?

I’m not even religious, but fuck, thank god my apartment didn’t catch on fire. There’s a first for everything, my little ballet princess. It was toast, it was. I’m never buying toaster from that shady ass guy. 

I'm thankful that it didn't as well. I can't imagine losing prized possessions to a fire. I guess you're right about that. Toast? How does one manage to catch toast on fire? Alex, everyone knows you don't buy shady things from shady ass men.

Whatever you’re feeling, I’m pretty sure I feel worse. I’m positive. Do. Not. Be. Sorry.

I'm pretty sure we both feel crappy but just in different ways. Okay, okay I won't be sorry.