CLEAN.

Sure, I’d love to. And I have done tattoos under shirts and whatnot cause I consider just as business, but I’ll heed your warning and just see the ones that can be seen without taking any articles of clothing off. Trust me, not only do I value our friendship, but I also really truly care about Maud. She’s…she’s amazing. She makes me feel…let’s just say I wouldn’t want to lose a woman as incredible as her so I can promise you that I won’t hurt her. The exact opposite really.

Here they are, then. I've got my ballet lace ups, my book quotes, the little sun that I got just because, the water colored bird because I thought it looked awesome...I've got anything and everything. Yeah, yeah, you're in love, it's gross, I get it. 

I just suck, I know. I get it.

Yes, you definitely suck...

Because of your secret obsession with him? I don't know. Uh...who's the first one?

Am I? I had no idea.

We could be talking about two people here, when you think about it...and, like, 2009 Justin Bieber. So, three.

Yeah. She's a sarcastic little shit and my absolute favorite.

Oh no way? What is it? I’m guessing that since you’re willing to go back you did like it right? I’d like to think we were. I mean, you put up with me while I was annoyingly intoxicated, we’ve talked about movies which is like one of my favourite things, and not to mention you’re pretty cool. So in that case I did guess correctly! But yeah, that sounds good cause I could try to keep them all within the same kind of pattern. Awesome! And I mean, I guess if you have to have company then I could move some things around in my so busy schedule. In all seriousness, though, I’d love to watch them with you, I’ll never turn movies down.

Care to see for yourself? Fair warning, though; to see all of them, I'd have to take my shirt off...I've got more, but word on the street is that you and Maud have a thing going on, and by taking off all my clothes...I'd fuck that up. Don't hurt her, by the way, or I'd hurt you...and I don't want to do that, considering we're friends. But I would. Wow, you know how to make a girl feel special, Jesus. I mean, if I have to watch them with anybody...