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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Like not once did she say āI want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.ā
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
(via barbie-dolls-xx)
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Merida the Brave Little Toaster!
Some of the lovely tributes to Robin.
(X, X, X and X)
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why arenāt these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than ākeys in handā
Fatality
Umm so since Iām stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?Ā
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. Itās very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height wonāt matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. Iām not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Donāt lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. Itās very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I donāt like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want toā¦Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I donāt so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so Iām passing it on.
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150Ā
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
GUYS MY MOM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND TOLD ME I WON A $1000 SCHOLARSHIP I AM SCREAMING
I donāt know where I could get money from but oh well.
Thereās a line between bravery and stupidity, Little Toaster.
Okay so in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars Deforest Kelley has a part(its as Viking 1, yea I know all of this) and so in one part heās like āso now I have to spend the rest of eternity with them!ā and he points over to these two satellites and every time I see it now I feel like heās talking about Jim and Spock.
Do u ever have to remind yourself that āheadcanonsā you think up for your own OCs are actually canon
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Hey, lets play how hot is that Disney Character!
Not My Type | Alright |Ā CuteĀ | Adorable | Pretty |Ā Gorgeous |Ā LORD MERCY
Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.
"My name is Michael Hunter. I was diagnosed with leukemia in June 2013 & was told on June 11, 2014 that I only have a few months left to live if I canāt find a donor. Please help me with my biological family or a donor match! I was born in Columbus, OH 3/1/1985 at Doctorās North Hospital and given the name Christopher Brown. Please share"
Michael is a friend, Iām asking that you all take the time to share this. He desperately needs a bone marrow donor and there is very limited number of African American donors. Without a donor Michael is going to die.
Michael was adopted and does not know his birth family. We know he has a half brother but have no information about him.
He does not specifically need an African American Donor but because of all of the things that factor into finding a match (blood type, dna tissue etc.) , someone of similar descent is more likely to be a closer match.
If anyone knows anything about Michaelās birth family or if you would like to see if you are a match, please privately message me. I can put you in touch with him and his caregivers directly!
We hope through spreading awareness we can either find his birth family whom he does not know or find a donor match. Michael lives in the Cincinnati, OH area. Please dont just like this or scroll past. Please share this! You could save his life!
BOOST. Its so hard for Black people to find donors.
Signal boost
Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue Iāve ever heard in an animated movie.
NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLYĀ IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH.Ā
also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters
I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.
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"SIT LIKE A LADY"
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The Brave Little Toaster! (I used to love that movie~)
hell yeaaah
Favorite Male Character- frickin Kirby.
Favorite Female Character- *this is kind of a trick question cause Jerry Rees addresses Toaster as a girl, but in the movie Toaster is addressed as a boy. I will do Toaster for this one anyway, cause hey I like the character a lot*
Least Favorite Character- To be honest, I donāt think I really have a least favorite. ((although I admit, the computer still freaks me out. he just sounds like he knows a lot of shit and and his grin is so unsettling. thatās probably me just me ahaha.))
Favorite Ship- Rob and Chris. they are the only canonĀ ship in the movie so yeah yeah
Favorite Friendship- The main five appliances friendship. I just find it charming and interesting on how they act around each other. Its kind of like: āthey bicker and fight constantly; but you know they care/lookoutĀ for each other, even if they barely show it.ā. By the end of the movie, you can really see it. I think the relationships that I like the most would be Lampy and Radio, Toaster and Blanket, or Kirby and Blanket.
Favorite Quote- anything coming out of Radio just makes me laugh. Along with Kirby.
Although *gonna cheat here*, in āThe Brave Little Toaster: Goes To Marsā, there was one quote that got a good laugh out of me. mostly out of its delivery:
*Viking1 appears*
Toaster: Viking1!
Kirby: The satellite?
Viking1 *voiced by DeForest Kelley I am not kidding*: No, Viking1 the bagel. Of course the satellite!
Worst Character Death (if any)- AGAIN *like in Sgt. Frog*, the ādeathsā that got me good were faked. There WAS death in this movie, but it was for minors *cars/blender/ etc* ((although, I guess the flower counts. ;u;))
This made me so happy you have no idea Moment- KIRBY JUMPING OF THE CLIFF TO GO AFTER THE OTHERS. I literally just throw my arms in the air every time this happens I get so happy. *this sounds really dark to those who have not seen it ahaha*
Saddest Moment- ROB REPAIRING THE AIR CONDITIONER AND AC CRYING WHEN HE LEAVES. I seriously canāt handle my emotions with this scene I just sob.
Favorite Location- this is actually tough damn. I guess I will have to roll with the location where the pond is and the appliance parts shop. also the Cabin in the beginning of the movie. (( the backgrounds are really pretty in this movie avbdhvj-))
