bus simulator enthusiast

I'd like to shift this towards my headcanons for their cat-like behaviours

Clark's favourite thing to do is drape himself over Bruce, regardless of what he's doing. Sitting at the batcomputer? Clark's being a nuisance on the desk. Trying to get ready? Clark's draped over his shoulders

Sunbathing: When in doubt, Clark can be found in a sun-spot in any corner of the manor, having an impromptu solar-powered nap

He purrs

He purrs really loudly when he's cuddling with Bruce

like so loud that the kids hate watching movies with them, because it's such a distraction

It's common for Kryptonians to groom their young. Jon's obviously very used to this, and finds it incredibly comforting, but the first time Clark tried to fix Damian's hair, all hell broke loose

I like the idea of their pupils being slitted. This allows them to see better in the dark (alien features!!!!!!)

He has little fangs (alien features!!!)

When they're cuddling in bed, Clark tends to knead Bruce's stomach. (Bruce isn't sure how he feels about that one)

His tongue is barbed. (Bruce loves this one ;) )

He loses his mind when he can smell his scent on Bruce

He doesn't like drinking still water

Dick used to climb up on Bruce's shoulder and sit like a parrot. He doesn't mutter a "Bat" prefix to common household items. He doesn't cuddle up under Bruce's ribs so tight on patrol that Bruce can feel him under the layers of armour.

Jason doesn't need Bruce's help to reach anything now. He doesn't ask for Bruce's help with a difficult word in his book. He doesn't do that excited, overwhelmed smile when Bruce gives him praise.

Barbara has grown into an exceptional woman who is unafraid of anything, the family's rock but that still doesn't mean he misses the kid who used to come to him for leadership. He's so proud of the woman she's become.

Tim doesn't talk Bruce's ear off on patrol, no, he's laser-focused now, he's locked in and there's no time for a run down of Tim's day. Tim doesn't take his battered old Nikon camera everywhere with him any more.

As for Steph? Steph hasn't really changed to most people, she's still daring and headstrong, she still has that zest for fun but Bruce sometimes misses how it was before, when she was more carefree and hopeful, when she could trust herself completely and didn't brood over every mistake.

Cass doesn't tug at Bruce's sleeve to get his attention any more or get as excited about things as much. She can speak for herself now, she's much more confident and while Bruce is proud of her, sometimes he misses being needed.

Damian no longer shows Bruce his sketches or grades, he just tells Bruce his drawings are private and his grades can be accessed through the app. Bruce tries not to feel hurt, Damian is independent and no longer feels to need to earn Bruce's love through achievement etc but Bruce misses that way that Damian would try hold his smile back and try not look so pleased.

Duke no longer gives Bruce those glances at the side of his eye like "the fuck are you getting me into here" or seems fazed by anything. He takes everything in his stride now. Weird shit happens and there's almost no surprise in his eyes. Bruce is proud of how much confidence Duke has but god he misses those expressions.

Clark: I love you so much. I’ll love you for the rest of my life.

Bruce: Just love me for the rest of mine.

Like oh.. okay cool, so you just want me to be depressed forever. That’s why you said that 😭

And it’s also just as sad when it’s the same sentence said, but Bruce says it first-

Bruce: I’ll love you for the rest of my life.

Clark: No.. I’ll love you for the rest of mine

He's been able to do it for as long as he can remember. As a kid, he could just inexplicably feel when his pa was stressing about bills, or when his ma was upset about burning the Christmas pecan pie.

So when Clark starts working with Batman regularly, he damn near falls out of the sky, because gadzooks, this man needs help. Batman is almost perpetually oozing the silent signs of depression. Clearly, he needs a buddy. A pal. Someone to hover super close to him until he starts to feel better.

For example, cue Clark constantly leaving articles of his clothing within Bruce's vicinity with the subconscious hope that Bruce will wear them and thus start to smell like him. Sure, only other super-sense-having aliens and mutants will know that Bruce smells like him, but for some reason, it just feels right.

Or Clark making funny noises when it's just him and Bruce- churring and purring because he's just so happy, and Bruce raising a brow at him because what, but Clark's always thought that was a perfectly normal thing that all people do, no?

even if clark and bruce are similar in height and build—clark will always notice the smaller details in where their sizes differ. he noticed how smaller his lover was compared to him. how his hands encapsulated bruce’s, how it was easy to wrap around bruce’s waist or pin him down by his wrists. clark realized how much bigger he was where bruce could easily fit in between his legs, how his old t-shirts fall just over the apex of bruce’s thighs.

and when they fuck, clark can’t help but to take advantage of his size. he moves bruce around freely in bed, making bruce ride, putting his legs over clark’s shoulders and pressing his knees to his chest in a press, holding him up against a wall and fucking him hard til the wall shakes, or his chest to bruce’s back and lifting his legs as he jackhammers away inside and all bruce can do is wrap his arms behind clark’s neck and take it.

even in missionary, he’ll drag bruce’s body right back into his thrusts whenever the other’s body slides up the bed. he loves holding bruce’s waist, a reminder of how fragile a human can be under his hands, yet clark shows restraint when it comes to that. he’ll never hurt bruce in that way.

bruce, of course, knew. but never pointed it out. in the back of his mind, he liked being manhandled since in his past relationships it was always him manhandling. it felt nice for clark to have such a stern yet gentle hold on him, significant of their power difference. he’ll let clark do anything to his body, fuck him in all the right places and hold him tight til hand-shaped bruises form on his waist.

like yeah sure, he respects Batman blah blah strategic genius blah blah Gotham, but BRUCE? Bruce with the dark circles and the trauma and the "I'm fine" lies and the way he drinks coffee like it personally wronged him? Clark's like. Yes, I want to give him everything. I want to fold his laundry and kiss his forehead and rub his back until he admits he's tired.

and Bruce? he HATES how much he likes it. he's like "this is undignified" while literally leaning into the touch, melting, snarling, telling Clark "you're too much" while his heartbeat's hammering like a trapped bird.

Anyway, I just think it would be really neat if Bruce was constantly trying to keep his cool while Clark's being all affectionate and flirty and genuinely, devastatingly soft with him, like: "don’t look at me like that" Bruce mumbles, glaring at his coffee, and Clark's like "like what?" already smiling, already ruining him.

The two will be sitting outside in the car while Bruce insists that Clark shuts up about the bruise he got on his arm, it’s fine they don’t need to know.

Bruce will never admit to being cold, hungry, tired or overstimulated when he’s there. He’s perfectly fine.

Clark will sometimes slip up “Bruce didn’t get to eat before we left, so-“

Martha, “oh dear! Guess we’ll start on food early then, can’t have you being hungry now dear”

Bruce giving Clark the meanest death glare possible from just out of Martha’s sight.

Jonathan asks for help getting some firewood in from the shed, and Clark will volunteer because “Bruce gotta take it easy since the last mission”.

This will of course make both Martha and Jonathan become extra careful around him, making him sit on the couch and relax even when he desperately wants to help with something so he’s not being useless.

Ehehe saw a fanart of younger top Clark x older bottom Bruce and immediately thought of @jeijeism

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