(not the real one)

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

happy month, fellow slurs.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Today was a small clean cloth placed over a very old injury

does anyone like me and want to understand me

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me

Eventually we get larger from eating them

don quixote

in an abusive relationship with myself

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

like to charge, reblog to cast.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast