Timika

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

im sure the first person who had bigger fish to fry was pissed there wasnt an aphorism for their particular quagmire

whenevwr i see a discord convo screenshot its like. i wish i could be part of these folks beautiful silly world. i wanna smoke with these pfps

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

being bald is crazy. how are u gonna get a little strand stuck in ur glasses. you still wear glasses right

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

does anyone know what to fucking do anymore

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot