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just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

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There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door.

anxiousartisan

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

snyderman37

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

megabeeprime

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

siphersaysstuff

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

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The fact that I’m almost 17 and I haven’t had my first kiss and at this rate wont have it till I’m 18 or after is homophobic

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“What kind of clubs are you interested in?”

#Oscar sings #is this funny to anyone else #mlm

faggymcfly

i love you phillip morris is literally a movie based on the sentiment of be gay do crime… howre yall sleeping on this when u got jim carrey and ewan mcgregor in what is essentially an anti-prison movie where they play 2 men deeply and earnestly in love w each other and jim carrey’s character literally conducts elaborate prison escapes in order to see his boyfriend, who he loves a whole lot like theres nothing else problematic about him hes literally in prison bc he embezzled so much money from a big corporation to spend on lavishing his boyfriend with gifts if that doesnt scream gay rights idk what does

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you look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the gayest shit

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O u know... j Clifford prince king being the most genius photographer ever

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Just so yall know Im not here anymore unless it’s for Starlight/Cats/Whatever Im Currently Into content so im probably gonna unfollow lots of people and only appear in a blue mood to spam art reblogs and post art on my art blog (@oscarsings) and on my roleplay account which Ill only give out if I know you uhhhh im on discord Professional Train Smoocher#8267 and instagram @/stage-props-cosplay and @/oscarsings Please keep in touch! If I unfollow you and we were friends hmu ill refollow you

grumpytrans

so loving men isn't a curse. loving men isn't "unfortunate". loving men isn't a bad thing. yes, we can joke about how awful men can be, but it gets to a a point where this mentality can really hurt. it can really feed into you hating yourself for something you can't control. loving men is something special. loving yourself is just as beautiful.

grumpytrans

another reminder that it's okay to love men. it's okay to be a man. it's okay to love men whilst being a man. loving men isn't sacrilege.

ghostfromthegrave

guys in heelsss

timewarpmlm-archive

thought this said heelyes

lord-kitschener

Sure, relationships typically start with a honeymoon phase that then grows into something deeper but a bit more mellow if things work out, but it’s depressing as fuck that this has turned into a really, really common script for straight relationships that says it’s totally normal and inevitable for dudes to just become more and more emotionally checked out of the relationship, and leave it to their girlfriend/wife to perform if she wants to get even a crumb of affection from him. I’m so fucking tired of seeing women constantly being taught that decades of emotional neglect is just our lot in life.

yardsards

what “getting out of the honeymoon phase” should mean: you aren’t joined at the hip anymore and can spend time apart, but you still greatly enjoy eachother’s company and deliberately make time to be together. you’re not just a unit, you’re a matched set (like, you’re susan and bob rather than susanandbob). you start to see eachother’s flaws and don’t put eachother on a pedestal but instead love eachother as human beings, flaws and all.

what it should NOT mean: you barely talk anymore. you feel like two completely different people, tied together by a frayed thread. you’re annoyed by eachother’s flaws and don’t like to be around eachother

cumaeansibyl

similarly: “relationships are hard, they take a lot of work” means that cooperation on a daily basis in both the practical and emotional realms takes conscious effort. you can’t coast on those honeymoon feelings forever, and you aren’t psychic, so you have to pay attention and communicate so you can honor each other’s wants and needs.

it should not mean that you’re fighting every two days or walking on eggshells to avoid the anger of an unreasonable partner or breaking your back trying to get the slightest sign of affection or respect from someone who’s checked out and doesn’t care about you.

agayworthfightingfor

This is so, so important. Dont keep investing in a relationship thats not giving back. You deserve to be heard, you deserve at the very least communication.

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mlm + height difference

the “someone pokes their head around the corner and the taller one does it above them” cliché

back hugs where the tall bf is able to rest his chin on the small bfs head

the “you cant reach the top shelf so i’ll do it for you except i’ll lean against you while i do it and fluster you” cliché

chin kisses bc small bf cant reach, forehead kisses bc tall bf wont lean

“hows the weather down there?” “amazing with the shade you provide”

spooning is 100% more efficient bc tall bf can just wrap himself around small bf and keep him warm

height differences are endearing in general tbh

luvcore-mlm

wanna wake up with you on the days im hurting, with you by my side to make it all better

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From Woroni, 1986.

goalu

Mohawks - Rotterdam 1998, photographer Ari Versluis and profiler Ellie Uyttenbroek.

I know this is like the least important thing right now but Im genuinely going to flip my shit if I see one more Pride Month Hot Take post that spews “if you think of queer as a slur you’re a terf” Like yes Tumblr User I exclude trans women from feminism for having trauma around a slur and you are the Holy Almighty Voice of God For the LGBTs how foolish of me to think otherwise

#Oscar sings #queer #you guys are dumb as shit

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