Everybody wants to rule the world

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

Bet money he won’t be on the news.

You know better

And you know why he won’t be on the news

God bless this man

me when i see other teenagers

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

I love watching him swear at adults and then turn around and be this adorable to kids.

wait……..the live action flintstones movie wasn’t just some fever dream i had as a kid????? that was real???????

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.