Thinking of You, Wherever you are

My Heart 😭

Didn’t she die

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

I think Op might be projecting a bit

You shut your mouth right this minute

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Mordor and Boromir’s “I am so done with you fucking idiots” facepalm has my vote.

I try not to judge people, but if they wasted the fuck on “They have a cave troll” and impeded the SOLID IMPLICATION in Sean Bean’s face and entire being, I’d be kinda sad. My pick remains “Men are fucking weak”, obviously.

“I am no fucking man.”

Straws aren’t killing the planet, its animals, or people. They’re a microscopic fraction of an iota of a percentage of the problem. You want to do something? Ban plastic fishing nets. Anything else is just a hollow feel-good gesture at the expense of real living disabled people.

i have an environmental degree and i’ve been saying this since this straw ‘debate’ started: its all a tactic by those in power to distract people’s attention from bigger issues such as fishing waste. don’t fall for it. and don’t be a dick to disabled people who need straws to make their lives easier.

my teeth are absurdly sensitive to temperature, so much so that i can’t drink water if it’s colder than lukewarm room temperature without feeling immense pain. It gets debilitating sometimes. I’ve always had this sensitivity. I need straws so i don’t have to feel that shit, the pain lasts for so fucking long. I knew day 1 that the straw thing was bullshit. this is actually fucking important.