Swaggy

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

“It’s not that deep!” Yes! It is!

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home