💥FORSAKEN BRAINROT💥

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Heritage post

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

ok so we got month, but what date??

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Hell yeaaaa

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relistening to malevolent right now and i just wanna talk about how different arthur’s voice is at the start. i think a lot of people have already talked about the difference of john’s voice, but man arthur sounds different too! his voice is so tiny and scared (which yeah makes perfect sense given the situation), even the way he yells at eddie to get the fuck out of his office is weak and absolutely nothing compared to the later times he screams and loses his shit. his voice has come such a long way, too

Me Fr

i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. most of them are also kinda funny