Bugger Off

I'm going to become an anchoress

Still not what I want

Proper👅

I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU SNIFF YOUR FINGERS AFTER SCRATCHING THE CRACK OF YOUR ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF THE ITCHING STILL REMAINS…..I CAN HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

give me another amulet im not driving

why drive when you can teleport? unlock this new skill today by selling me your soul!

i pray next year brings some kind of fungal blight that kills all the gimmick blogs at the same time forever and ever amen

that’s.. actually kind of a rude thing to say.

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it