There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

it’s OK ✅ to stalk your mutuals 24/7

blocked people block people

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.