it's shrimple really

hey who wants to see a little kitty i drew?? he's just a little fella

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

I just survived a bombing and what was almost certain death.

Shrapnel flew around us and killed a little child before my eyes. He was the last child his mother had left.

Guys, I swear your silence could be the reason I die. Please share.

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw