i love listening to the same 6 artists over and over. #music #mymusic

i hope my leitmotif plays while you're jerking off

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

mom….dad……i might be giants

architects laying on their drafts, kicking their feet up and twirling their hair...

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

two ants have performed the world smallest and most delicate kiss