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posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

talk to. the worms.

the discussions around the odyssey's historical accuracy is so fucking anal in so many aspects because people either want to be as racist as possible or flex that they used to be into percy jackson and said "oh my gods" on their blog while getting all their info about greek culture from other tumblr posts. in the simplest terms its obviously handled like a stage play that does certain concessions in service of the performance and narrative, and on top of that deliberately changes many aspect of the original tale for the sake of themes the director and writers wanted to explore. and the cast is incredibly diverse and full of amazing performances, i dont particularily care its not "entirely greek" because terminally people online would still argue about an actual greek person not looking greek enough, because the idea of what a nationality looks like is vague and undefined. its so stupid. i wonder if scholars who read the first written version of the odyssey thousands of years ago also had pointless debates about it being inaccurate

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

this is a historical trend and i highly recommend reading “black meme: the history of images that make us” by legacy russell for those wanting to learn more (especially fellow white people!)