THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

“i’m disappointed in myself”

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

Ow

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

My b, my mama my everything 🙌🏽🙏🏽

3.8 mil notes. I’m not risking that. Fuck no

not risking this either. I’m sorry!

I still skip over cracks so I don’t break my mothers back.Not riskingggggg

not my mama

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

I need this friendship to happen

if you didn’t come out of deadpool 2 wanting cable to choke you with his metal arm then did you really watch deadpool 2

all of their laughs are adorable