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Random general RP prompts, without cursing, requested by anon. Feel free to edit pronouns / etc. to make them more fitting !
โOh my god, what is that !?โ
โYou should have seen them. I could hardly breathe with their ego taking up all the space in the room.โ
โHey, hey, stop. I literally have no idea of what you're talking about. How about you start from the beginning? Or at least put a subject in your sentences.โ
โC'mon, who never had a โspaghetti coming out of the noseโ moment?โ
โYou insufferable...piece of...rotten lemon pie!โ
โDo as I say and not as I do. For real, though. You don't want to do what I do. I don't want to do what I do.โ
โI thought Iโd never set foot in a place like this, but here we are. Congratulations on making my life a little more miserable.โ
โSometimes I wonder why I even bother. I might as well be talking to myself. I surely listen more to myself than you do.โ
โKeep up the cocky act, itโll only make you lose faster.โ
โFrom where Iโm standing, youโre the one who should be worrying.โ
โGive me some credit. I know that Iโm not a good person, but I like thinking that I can be a decent friend.โ
โThe only thing I trust humans with is dying when you shoot them.โ
โHow can you be vulnerable with someone who has shut you out over and over?โ
โYeah, not buying it. What is it that you truly want?โ
โYou know, now I have to challenge you at a drinking game.โ
โAbsolutely not. Donโt even think about it.โ
โ...Maybe I just need a real break.โ
โIโd say that itโs nice to meet you, but maybe the circumstances could have been moreโฆideal.โ
โYou canโt be serious! Donโt you see whatโs at stake here?!โ
โOh Lord, you gotta be kidding me. This will take forever.โ
โHave you tried telling them that? Itโs easy to forget that not everyone grieves in the same way.โ
โLook at you, showing some actual good taste. Iโm almost impressed.โ
โLetโs skip over you judging me and talk business. Will you or wonโt you?โ
โDonโt get funny ideas. Iโm just choosing the lesser evil.โ
โOh yeah? So, what? Are you saying that my problems will miraculously fix themselves, if I talk about them?โ
โLetโs bet on it. The winner gets to make the loser do one thing. Whatever they want, no limits.โ
โYou must be really bored if this is how you chose to spend your night.โ
โPatience, [name]. I thought you liked surprises.โ
โI really wouldn't do that, if I were you.โ
โAnything youโd like to say to plead your case?โ