threat level midnight

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

i will forever be the hurting child, the angry teenager and the lonely adult.

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

let’s be business partners

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

It’s fun to be a hater but you also have to be a liker. It’s about balancing your humours

i’m feeling like jennifer when she hadn’t eaten a boy in a while