I have returned to this blight of a site. /pos

had a deam that hommer srimpsom

scary

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle

spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.

my spellcaster's license has been revoked by the board of magical ethics .

Doctor Robotnik is a fun one to throw into those "what would [media character X] do with [cursed artifact Y]" hypotheticals because the answer is always "misunderstand or disregard its intended purpose and use it to power a giant evil robot". The One Ring, the Death Note, the Necronomicon – it doesn't matter. Evil robot. The question isn't what he'd do with it, but how it's going to go horribly wrong.

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

can we get this guy 1 million notes