revelations

do you see this shit my liege

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

and a working link

Whenever I’m feeling deeply confused about life and my direction my brain is like “Okay. Time to get sexier” Like girl that is not the solution every time

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning