tired bitch central

btw I remade my tumblr so I can have better organization wrt tags. beloved mutuals feel free to hmu if you want it.

btw I remade my tumblr so I can have better organization wrt tags. beloved mutuals feel free to hmu if you want it.

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

Thanks for coming in on such short notice. The other guy we were gonna torture for 18 hours called in sick

ADHD isn’t ignoring the elephant in the room it’s just that the elephant has been in the room for so long that your brain no longer registers its existence.

Baby I can mentally skip over things you wouldn’t believe

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

straight up “eating a rock”. and by a rock. haha, well. let's justr say. a rock