Alexandra

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

People who hate musicals grew up with Disney Channel Musicals

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

People who hate musicals grew up with Disney Channel Musicals

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

genuinely wtf am i doing with my life