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lets not forget this gem
cant believe weāre leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgotĀ
and
ok but
and
hmmm and perhaps
and these ones too
Iām not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
excuse me but:
where would we be withour kermit
canāt believe y'all forgot
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Iām kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that āNĆ¼sseā means ānutsā
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickmanās thick nuts
I donāt know why, but I think some Americans donāt realise how big the UK isā¦.
American Customer: youāre English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wankerā¦
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
thatās your answer
For reference:
Thatās JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
whereās that post where the british person was like āoh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/ā and a person asked āoh no how far away is he?ā and the british person said ā75 minutesā
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op thatās a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
āLeave Europe alone you fucking colonizersā Should we tell them?
The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing
Why is she holding it like a wand
Because sheās a fucking witch, Grant.
I donāt care what this is but Iād love some context
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Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
these hands
Stop fucking reblogging this
Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dadās freezer?
The answer is:
Too fucking many
This is gonna make ā¦ a lot of jam ā¦ā¦.
So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots ā¦
An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away ā¦
How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao
In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)
Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots
On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner
Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours
Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY
So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I ā¦ may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam ā¦ā¦ and I only had 36 jars ā¦
Guess Iām going back to the store tomorrow ā¦ and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them ā¦
Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars ā¦ (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)
God, itās like when you overestimate how much pasta youāre gonna end up with, only 300% worse
So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them
As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so weāll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)
My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol
He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didnāt break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess
Update: WE BE JAMMINā
Spices I used for this recipe:
-Cinnamon
-Nutmeg
-Ginger
-Allspice
-Vanilla Extract
The combination worked out very well!
Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P
So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like ā¦ 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)
Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ
Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care
send me some jam op
This is my bfs grandparents with pecans. They have two full deep freezers filled with pecans
These math problem weirdos need to be stopped
burns every pieceĀ of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
This canāt be legal
I want to die
do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
āThe medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down ādragonsā with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique ādragon-likeā design for their flying machines.ā (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realizedĀ āoops maybe I shouldnāt have done thatā and tried to make it right, andĀ that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.Ā
Everyone behind him is so disappointed
One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.Ā
The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream
Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017)
Yoooooo!!! ššš
I never knew I needed something so badly until this
Yes yes
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If youāre going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that itās not everyoneās thing. Iām just saying. Someoneās gotta do it.
