You Know What?

•always have bottled water in your house/apartment •pay your bills on time •wash your dishes everyday •don’t tell anyone you don’t trust you live alone •call your mom and tell her you love her •make sure you have extra toilet paper •remember to close the curtains when changing •lock all the windows and doors at night/before leaving the house •double check that the stove is off •don’t leave lights on too much •use real plates instead of throwaways •have flashlights in every room •fruits and veggies are important •night lights aren’t just for babies and kids •electric and water bill are more important than cable •don’t eat out too much •do your laundry •it’s okay to ask for help •own at least two recipe books •never lock yourself out •but don’t hide a spare under a mat/plant •don’t open the door without knowing who it is •mop •wash your bed spread a lot •make sure you always have food in the fridge •if you feel unsafe call someone •candy/snacks are not meals

it’s incredible

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

me, after leaning in and pausing for an uncomfortable amount of time and clearing my throat, absolutely no light or life in my eyes: money

Bury me with an mp3 of this on a USB drive. 🔥🔥🙌🏾