You Know What?

Im judging anyone that is an adult and seriously needed these reminders

Not to be rude but this can be aimed at teens so they know what to be prepared for or for adults who are about to move out. The important thing is learning it sooner rather than later. 

Or it could just be a self care reminder for people who don’t properly care for themselves due to depression or extreme anxiety.

I locked myself out of my apartment twice within my first year of living by myself…

@ him

this is an advanced joke

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

Let’s watch horror films and fuck

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever heard

Sorry all I can think about is how pissed off everyone else in this dorm must be

what is this song i should know this i feel like a dumbass

this is my favorite piece of soundtrack orchestration, hands down, in any movie, ever.