The wafer my beloved

" Look, they are going to get a ton of anon death threats because people are pissy their favorite didn't win the sexyman contest. Someone is also probably going to reblog this post with that image of kingpin saying 'get out of my vents spider-man' "

I'll go first.

1. When I hop up and down really quickly when getting excited, and laugh so uncontrollably with friends from time to time that I nearly stop breathing.

2. One of the (main) reasons I had a crush on my friend was cause of the way they explained the whole deltarune lore.

i have a habit of wearing a piece of clothing until i actually can’t anymore. Pants, shoes, shirts you name it. Its got a hole in it? its holes it it? No problem, i can still wear it. Ugly stain you can’t get out? No problem ill still wear it. Etc etc, until my mom has to physically confront me and confiscate the item, i will wear it. My previous shoes fell apart. My current shoes are halfway there. This is more noticeable with jackets. The first jacket i did this with was an ugly bright orange one that looked like a carpet, and my mom dubbed it “big orange”. I’ve since moved on to a better looking black one, also thick/heavy, that has rips in the interior lining i sometimes stick my phone/earbuds in when in public.

on the topic of shoes- i, for a good chunk of my life, COULD NOT find out how to tie a shoelace knot. I finally learned thanks to my cousin when i was 21, but i still prefer laceless shoes/ shoes with straps.

simon, after the adrenaline wears off: oh god oh no i hugged him i TOUCHED him i need to throw myself into dirt and bury myself i need a small space to- what the fuck is he doing in the mental health node

grace, after putting on a video of mars: I found your mountain the one you said you liked and the lake in the crater? we can go there when we get back if you want i think i’m turbo dead legally on earth sooooo

simon, staring blankly ahead: i would give you my seed

grace:

grace: wh at

simon: the- the seed. the highest honor when someone dies. i would give up my place in a burial chamber so you could have a seed planted where you rest

grace: HUH

Simon, unable to shut up: can we tell rocky to mix the soil our bodies become i want to be one with you

grace: hey so is planning funerals like planning a wedding

simon: no (very obviously lying)

grace:

grace: i mean

grace: sure?? we can be dirt together

simon: :)

grace: oh my god you can smile

simon: I HAVE SMILED BEFORE

grace: WH- NOT AT ME

simon: YOU JUST WEREN’T LOOKING WHEN I WAS

grace: do you smile at me when i’m not looking a lot

simon: >:(