Deep Waters

The more I think about it, the more I realize that I am fine with everything except the fact that I am not married to Brendan Fraser.

It's okay guys, a few years later and I am, in fact, married to someone with the same golden retriever energy as Brendan Fraser.

wouldn’t it be funny if mary magdalene was like i hang out with dudes because it’s less drama and then all that happened

Unironically the best part of The Batman was seeing him helping search and rescue at the end. So many Batman stories end with Bruce still as an outcast, perched on top of a gargoyle staring down at the destroyed city below him. That final detail of having him staying behind to help even after all the villains were taken care of was more of a contribution to the superhero film genre than anything else to come out of the past ten years.

Do you ever wake up sweating in the middle of the night asking yourself if Amaz*n erased Celeborn to have Galadriel flirt with some random non-canon Man on a raft in the middle of the sea? Because I do.

Some random man on a raft in the middle of the sea who might turn out to be fucking Annatar.

the pure MAGIC of fellowship of the ring is unparalleled... the unbelievable comfort of the shire... the heavenly healing of rivendell... the awe of the argonath... the sheer wonder of the halls of khazad-dûm.... the haunting memory of the ruins of men and elves scattered across middle earth .... the power of hope in the companionship of nine unlikely travellers...... the incredible faith and devotion and love overriding all the terror and hurt...........

but maybe she lobotomised herself for me as a friend

He did that because not even the characters in the show can tell the elves from the humans lmao

elrond was so politically ambitious that he decided to open middle earth's most famous b&b

I can't believe I looked at this woman during my Twilight phase TM and ever thought I was into the story instead of, like, horrifically and bisexually in love with Kristen Stewart.