hyper mega bummer girl

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb