being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

7 minutes in heaven in the criterion closet

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

commenting "cloying and saccharine" under a pic of someone's baby