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One could summarize inspiratioal internet quotes with: 'Never give up on your dreams, but know when to get a new one'.

Dont be a push over. Be a, "I roll up".

The Golden Rule of Moronic Dressing: You are allowed to dress like a moron, becauses you know you are dressed like a moron.

Things No One Said Ever: 'Learning German is fun!'

Haters gonna hate. Baby Boomers gonna be irrate.

I just want to put a paperbag over my head and call it a life.

I believe all of life’s most opaque questions may be answered. Only why the Kardashians are famous remains beyond supernatural understanding.

Sisters are God’s little way to tell us to brush our hair, wax our legs, put on deodorant, buy lipstick, and wear pants that fit you. I have 3. Sometimes, I wonder if God is nagging or is trying to make a point.

Im about as hood as the next Miley Cyrus.

Arguing with a beautiful woman is kind of like arguing with a beautiful woman.

Life is too short to wear polyester. 

You say, "Glitter". I say, "Amateurs". "Glitter" "Amateurs" "Glitter" "Amateurs" Glitteramateurs.

“What’s that you say—-you want me already published? Thug, I published in the School of Life.”

He's either homeless or a medical student.

Alas, "Wishbone"-less generation---a ship tossed forth into the black sea of adolescence without a beacon. Without a Jack Russell Terrier.

Land of the free snacks. Home of the brave new world.