Incorrect MLP Quotes

Berry Punch: I’m playing a game. It’s called “I take a shot every time I feel depressed”

See this face? Take a good long look. Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.

Twilight Sparkle: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?

Soarin': Spitfire gave me a get better soon card.

Pinkie told me that if I don’t find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. So I’m going to die.

Berry Punch: I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.

Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

Rainbow Dash: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Discord: I DO WHAT I WANT

Cranky Doodle Donkey: [looks at Pinkie]

Spike: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Spitfire: You use emojis like a straight person.