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This tea. My mouf

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Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

my autistic ass: heads on into the Quiet Door praying for peace

Guys this is really obvious?? Blablablabla is for those who enjoy a chat in the bathroom. You know, those that will yell in the stall “DOES ANYONE HAVE PAPER??”, talk in the line to the bathroom about the line in the bathroom, explain to you there isnt soap and the only sinks that work are 1 and 3, that when urinating will just casually talk about the weather. Bla is for those who just rather shake themselves if there isnt toilet paper, who rather discover for themselves where there isn’t soap and complain in their heads that the line is taking too fucking damn long. tl;dr it is separeted by socially outgoing and socially shy!

The only two genders: introverts and extroverts

A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN

And they said the internet was for porn.

Me when i finally move to new york

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

my new year’s resolution is to stop

what is like…. the Point

making carrie fisher proud

someone finally figured out the meaning of life

my new year’s resolution is to stop

when u dodge at the last second

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that