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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
If I donāt always reblog this assume I am dead
SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY
Dawwww!!!! Mommaās Little City Destroyed!! * sniffles * They grow up so fastā¦
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Godzilla once used his atomic breath to fly through the sky. Look it up. I'll wait right here.
this is the reason why imagine dragons wrote radioactive
GODZILLA VS KONG (2021) dir. Adam Wingard
Top 5 North American Fearsome Critters (top 10 if there's too many good ones)
1. Hodag
2. Tailypo
3. Snallygaster
4. Hide-Behind
5. Squonk
6. Cactus Cat
7. Fur-Bearing Trout
8. Hoop Snake
9. Jackalope
10. Wampus Cat
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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
enemies to friends to lovers, 67k, ghost au
So in lore, vampires have this trait that Iāve almost never seen used, and thatās the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore.
Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorstepāpoppy and mustard seeds were particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them.
If they didnāt immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire. However, if they WERE a vampire, theyād be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadnāt counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldnāt be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether itās possible to make them lose count and start over.
Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires.
Vampire accountants who are an honest companyās best asset and a corrupt companyās bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO scamming money because fuck you for making the numbers wrong.
Vampire cashiers that donāt need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest.
Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them.
MATH NERD VAMPIRES
If anyone would like the term for this, itās arithmomania.
āBut sir, heās a vampire!!!ā āVampire or not, heās the best damn accountant we have here, and iād let him drink my blood before i fire him!ā
āstill less of a leech than Matt in legal. Fuck mattā
Okay but also, vampires as drug dealers- a profession that requires extremely quick, extremely accurate counting. āYouāre 5 dollars short.ā āThereās 50,000 dollars in there at least, how the fuck did you count that fast-ā āPay up or I will drink you like a slurpee.ā
Here's pics of it happening btw
Can we please just-
someone put a mothman in their window and now there's a crowd of ppl outside the dorms staring up at him and chanting mothman. i love college
vampires and elvesā¦ are on two opposite ends of the immortality spectrum
like, theyāre in the same genre (usually tall, bougie, people are kinda horny for their camp twink aesthetic) but one is for goths and the other is for preps
tell me the same type of people arenāt horny for these dudes
the only valid people are the jocks, who as we all know are attracted to the werewolf-orc dichotomy
the backbones of this country
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I was being serious with this drawing but then my sister came and said ādraw him with a mexican hat and a moustacheā and here he is, angry boi a la verga todo, este puto pĆ”jaro gigante ficticio se robĆ³ mi corazĆ³n no mamesss
āOh, boy! That new Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer sure was awesome! But I think that I need to brush-up on my Japanese monstersā¦
"Here we go - Wikipedia! Always reliable!
"Now, letās see here, I - whuā?
"Whatāsā¦ thisā¦ ?
"Noā¦ it canāt beā¦
ā¦Whaat the FUCK??
"Cliffordā¦ you monsterā¦
Godzilla trash/shitposts/memes idk bunch of doodles
Also, Rodanās theme is sick af
So now that Godzilla KotM has been out for a few weeks weāll get to see some fun behind the scenes pics, right? Pleaseā¦?Ā
Inspired by this specific moment during anInterview with the director Mike Dougherty
I forgot to post theseā¦ heh shitposts/ random doddle again
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