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(belated) happy birthday to my entire world and everything C": i wish i could give you loads of pumpkin pie

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Honey, Arthur Fleck x Reader
Ask: Please please please can you write a oneshot of arthur and rich!reader meeting through a mutual friend and she absolutely spoils him with money and gifts and food and anything he’d ever need? With kind of a kinky undertone? Like he’s her sugar baby even though he’s like way older than her. She just absolutely takes care of him in every way, just wants to tie him up and make him cum and then take him out for a fancy dinner and buy him pretty things ok thank u for reading this mess
Warnings: Cursing, smut, implied mommy kink.
Pairing: Arthur Fleck x Reader
A/N: So.. I went a little overboard with this. I didn’t even realize how long it was until I finished. Your request just gave me so much muse! I loved writing this so much. I’m going to put a border on this one, because of how long it is. Don’t want to take up your entire dash!
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THE RIDDLER // The Batman {2022}

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can you please do smut for brian from fast food nation? idc what it’s about i just have brain rot
No One But Him
Brian x Reader
This is a smut one shot about Brian from the movie Fast Food Nation.
Warnings: SMUT, oral sex (fem receiving), fingering, aftercare, smidge of angst then fluff at the end
Word Count: 1.2k
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Brian you promised!
(Y/N) I swear I’ll be there in 10 minutes, I have a surprise!
It better be good!
It’s great, babe!
You snapped your cell shut and huffed as you sat down on your bed. He was late to pick you up to take you to your friend’s party. It wasn’t often you got invited to these things and the fact that you were gonna be late pissed you off.
Finally Brian pulled up to the front of your house, you started to make your way downstairs when you heard the front door open.
Honey I’m home!
What a dork.
Hello Brian, why are you inside?
Without saying a word he pulled a white paper bag from behind his back along with a cup carrier with two drinks in it.
You stared at him confused, not sure if he’s being serious.
Surprise!
We’re already late, your surprise is a fast food dinner?
Yes! We’re late so I got you fast food!
It's food from where you work Brian, it's not like you would’ve gotten me lobster if we were on schedule.
Where the fuck do you want me to get lobseter from, (Y/N)?
I want you to take me to my friend’s party, we’re already late.
Fine!
You started to walk past him but before you could make another step he set down the meal and grabbed your arm before playfully twisting you around and then pulling you to his chest. Your surprised face makes his heart skip a beat, he loves to scare and excite you, nothing makes him happier than you gasping his name.
Brian! Stop that, you’re gonna make me dizz-
Suddenly his lips found yours and all the air was knocked from your chest. No one but him has ever kissed you this good, his arms wrap around you and his hands grip your body like he’ll never let you go. Your lips dance together in harmony as your hands grab his face, you kiss him harder. Forgetting about that stupid party and the terrible food sitting on the counter. When you finally pull away for air he ducks down and pulls you over his shoulder. After screaming in surprise you start to hit his back and kick your legs into the air.
Brian what the hell! Stop it right now, let me go!
Fuck this party babe, let’s fuck and get wasted here
No! I promised I would go!
Then let’s just be late!
We’re already late!
𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆
Hello! Could you do an Alex Jones one where you take care of him after he is found and make him a homemade meal to make him feel at home and he's just like eating too fast and surprised because has used to microwave meals
(thank you for my first request anon! :) this is was fun to write and this idea is so sweet aaaa)
Dinner Time
-Alex Jones x gn!reader
-platonic relationship (but some romantic feelings from Alex’s end)
-warnings: talk of past trauma, but pure fluff :)
After the incident, Alex was put in an independent home for the disabled. He had such a hard time being in a new environment after the torture and beatings he’s suffered. You were Alex’s caretaker for a month and he still had a hard time opening up and talking to you.
You could understand why, what he went through was horrible and he would never trust a stranger again. Though he didn’t express it, he was grateful you were there to take care of him. Though his lack of communication of thankfulness made you a tad upset, you were patient with him.
awwww 😭
lessons in design | 4
gif credit: @illusionsofforever
PART ONE. PART TWO. PART THREE. MASTERLIST.
pairing. office au! | virgin!edward nashton (the riddler) x female! reader series summary. edward is in charge of registering the new recruits. it’s boring and dull work, but he happens upon the newest member of the design team and becomes a little bit too interested in her startup.
warnings. 18+. sub/dom dynamics (m!sub, f!dom) public(ish) sexual acts. female receiving oral. SPITTING. IN. MOUTH. public(ish) male masturbation. cum eating. lil bit of corruption. un’betad. this is unrealistic af but let me have it
an. yall better be over 18 cause this is nasty af.
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Cishet Lesbian Man Pride Flag
A flag for lesbian men who are also cishet. Using colors from darcian (hetero attraction to women) flag and cisgender lesbian man flag. [id.: 9 horizontal stripes colored with red-orange, orange, yellow, gray, pale purple, violet, light teal, light turquoise, and pale yellow. end id.]
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rue: go away fez in taking the biggest shit right now
fez: you like want some pepto bismol
I know how this community loves them thicc boys so here ya go

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