If Video Game Companies were people
Nintendo: Your childhood best friend that is fun to be around. Is super likeable and is a complete man-child. However he has a GIANT ego, and he goes crazy if you try to copy him
Sega: Your other childhood best friend. He and Nintendo used to be giant rivals, however SEGA had recently fell into hard times. He isn’t as fun to be around as Nintendo, however he tries his best, and he full blown allows you to use his stuff. Things are looking up for him recently. Has a pet hedgehogs that he loves, however he made a few mistakes when caring for him.
Sony: A Japanese business man, that is a neat freak and has giant OCD. He is fun to be around at parties. Has a rivalry with Microsoft.
Microsoft: An American business man, that is a complete computer genius and he is apparently a good shooter.
Capcom: A Japanese marital artist with a cyborg arm. Is best friends with Nintendo and Sega. Can be dotty and makes a few blunders here and there. Also likes puzzles, has a law degree, and a monster fetish.
Valve: A shop keeper that likes to joke that he can’t count past 3. Has a literal valve handle stuck in the back of his head. He wears the suit from Half-Life and carries around a portal gun. He’s well loved by all
Epic: Valve’s rival. A battle royal contestant/host. He has made a ton of money through his battle royal alone and he intends to use his money to buy other properties. Is trying to compete with Valve, but is failing.
Ubisoft: A French sniper and assassin. He’s a master of silent kills and an excellent hacker, but he is prone to messing up. He also good at dancing and loves to party when he has free time. Is a history nerd and loves alternate history stories
EA: A mob boss that runs a pyramid scheme. He is always scheming about how to make more money in the most immoral way possible. He abuses his children on the daily and goes into a tirade if he’s not making enough money.
Bethesda: A fallout survivor hermit that is surrounded by bugs and is always lying. However he has high charisma, is a smooth talker and outgoing; very sociable and easy to talk to. He tends to repeat himself, often giving everyone the same thing in a different form. He’s a total dork/nerd/geek.
Activision: A veteran solider that used to be a good man and Sony’s best friend, however greed had corrupted him. Is now EA’s rival and is just as, if not worse than him. Is abusive to his wife, Blizzard. Is trying to redeem himself with a bandicoot and a dragon.
Blizzard: Is Activision’s wife. Is very creative and loves E - sports. However she has a questionable relationship with China.
Konami: An angry dishonorably discharged espionage soldier. He used to be a hero in the eyes of many, but became bitter and greedy and now runs his own casino. Makes EA look like a saint.
Square: A strikingly handsome Japanese swordsman. He’s tends to overcomplicate things which therefore confuses everyone. He’s a music lover and always finds the beauty in aesthetics. Is a fantastic story teller, and has a complicated relationship with Nintendo
Rare: A British man that is on death’s bed. He’s forgotten by most everyone. He often remembers the golden years and wishes he could go back and relive them again. Is under care by Microsoft and Nintendo, but they are not good at it.
CD Projekt Red: A Polish swordsman who was on the brink of dying, but was revived and praised by all. Owns his own store which he periodically watches over. Unfortunately, when he was building a flying car it blew up in his face, and is trying to recover from it.
Atari: A French man that used to be the cool kid on the block, until he had an incident with an Alien. Died when he was run over by Sega and Nintendo. Was a good ping pong player
Level 5: A detective that loves puzzles. He also has a magical watch that allows him to see Yo-Kai. He’s world renowned for his keen puzzle-solving skills and abilities to contact the spirit world. Is best friends with Capcom
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