Determined Random Person

Not calling an iPhones battery level ‘apple juice’ seems like a missed opportunity.

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we’ve covered this

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

Giving early anime dubs a run for their Engrish.

I’M WHEEZING

Having a depressed spouse may make you feel lonely, but for the depressed spouse, you’re probably the only reason they feel like living…

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed