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I might put a profile pic and maybe even a theme on this blog eventually. Or I might procrastinate it for the next three years.

#I'm not a bot. I just procrastinate setting up accounts #My estimate is that it'll take make at least ten days to even decide on a profile pic

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would you put fish in your socks?

would you put fish in your socks? do it. put fish in your socks

#its cheap its easy and its free #maybe not as easy as pouring river water in your socks

I compressed myself into a zip file

Yeah I love ramen

*pulls the uncooked noodles out and eats them*

Crunchy! :D

#shitpost

miku miku oo ee oo

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My insomnia is chronic but my posts are iconic

#shitpost #insomnia #Are my posts iconic? Probably not. But I like this meme so I will take the opportunity to use it

*goes to the sleep merchant*

“Hello, I would like the purchase one sleep please”

*slaps change down on counter*

#shitpost #insomnia

I wish I could shed my limbs with a lizard and regrow new ones with less joint pain

#joint pain #shitpost

It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s cheap:

Eating paper

#it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free #pouring river water in your socks

Gnawing on paper cups like a rodent who needs to grind down its teeth

#funny #hopefully

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datahive

please draw something bad. please make bad art. please do your worst sometimes. im serious. you might love it or you might laugh at how it came out. either outcome is good. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself love yourself

Nyaa

:3

fries fries burger burger fries

#tw food

Think about a worm. Have you thought about one? Good.

#worm

me, chilling the consequences, scrambling along the floor on their hands and knees, slowly creeping up on me

#this is about the deadlines #the tasks #they are coming for me

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Tumblr.com is such a webbed site

#tumblr #what is this? idk. but my brain insisted I post